Open Mic Night, Tuesday 24th

20 Jan

Yes, joyous news: the empty weeks of winter are behind us. The first open mic session of the new term will be on Tuesday 24th January at The Frog and Fiddle pub on Cheltenham High Street. This free event is open to all students and staff at the University of Gloucestershire. Bring along a piece of writing, prose or poetry, that will take not more than five minutes to read aloud. Alternatively, just have a drink and listen to everyone else. We’re back in the barn: a space only spoiled by a door that sounds like a horror movie. Someone, please, bring some WD-40. Gather at 7:30pm for a 8:00 kick off.

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Contest For Young Writers

18 Jan

For those students who’ve just handed in stories for assignments, and are feeling particularly confident, you might consider taking it further and submitting your work to the contest being run by Gentlemen Press – a small press publisher based in Birmingham. They aren’t offering payment, but winners will be published in their anthology, and receive free copies of the publication – as well as being invited to attend the launch. However, the contest is limited to writers 21 and under (based anywhere in the UK). It also has specific guidelines regarding subject matter. They say:

The title of the anthology is Objection to Perfection and entrants are encouraged to use this title as a starting point for their pieces. Below you will find a list of topics that you can focus on for your short story. The winners will be the most creative writers whether it’s writing in email or texting format or submitting a story that is backwards this is a chance to play with your words.

Body image
Puberty
Friends and relationships
Beliefs and tradition
Values and expectations
Bullying and repression/oppression
School and education
Rebellion

You can find out more on the Gentlemen Press website here: http://gentlemenpress.com/

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Try Something New this Thursday!

17 Jan

‘Try Something New,’ a night of music and theatre at the Parabola Arts Centre, is a chance to see innovative performances in development, right here in Cheltenham. They say: ‘Each night has a handful of companies sharing work in spaces all over the building – it’s a chance to see work in development, new pieces and to chat to the artists.’

On Thursday 19th January, you can be serenaded in Britain’s smallest music venue with Folk in a Box, watch Dom Coyote’s apocalyptic fairytale of music and storytelling in The Raun Tree, and see The Bullet and the Bass Trombone: a beautiful, haunting part-concert, part-play.

Intrigued? Student tickets are available at only £5 and you can book online, by calling 01242 707338, or by dropping by the Parabola Arts Centre (a short walk from the Promenade). The performances start at 7:30pm. See you there!

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A Review of Creative Writing at the University of Gloucestershire in 2011

30 Dec

It’s time to wish everyone a happy new year and to review Creative Writing at The University of Gloucestershire in 2011: we think it’s been a great year.

COURSE NEWS

The year started with the full-time appointment of Lucy Tyler, who had previously been teaching first and second year dramatic writing. Lucy, whose plays have been performed in London, Berlin, and New York, graduated from The University of Gloucestershire BA in Creative Writing and then completed the prestigious M.Phil playwriting program at Birmingham University. One year in, she has already made her mark on our Creative Writing programme. She has developed links with the University’s excellent Radio Production course and teaches a second-year semester on writing for radio. In 2011, three students – Claire Leek, Laurent Dayment, and Claire Holland – had their radio plays produced, and you can listen to the results on the audio page of our blog.

In another of Lucy’s innovations, second year Dramatic Writing students last May hosted a day of table-top and staged readings with Paul Milton, the Artistic Director of The Everyman Theatre, and a group of the theatre’s creative associates and actors. Twelve plays, written over the course of the year, were rehearsed in-house by Paul and his team, and actors commended students’ ability to write for performance. You can watch a sample of the readings via this link.

Lucy is continuing to develop her collaboration with The Everyman Theatre, and in August the University’s Janet Trotter Trust awarded a grant to facilitate the production of a community play written by third year undergraduates. We hope that in 2013 undergraduate students on a new, optional module will have the unique opportunity to see their work performed on tour in local theatres.

This is one of several developments we’re planning for the new academic year, as we aim for change and continuity. At undergraduate level, we want to keep our core provision to ensure that every student has a wide grounding in poetry, prose, and dramatic writing; but we also want to offer choice and variety to complement the interests of individual students. In addition to the proposed new Dramatic Writing module, possibilities for 2012 include a module on ‘The Writing Business’ and a chance for students to study ‘Writing, Language, and the Brain’. On our Master’s course, a new module, the ‘Employment Focused Research Project’, offers students a chance to focus on the skills most relevant to their interests and career plans; for example, they might embark upon a supervised project in translation or adaptation, or they might develop a critical article for a particular publication. Another option is a period of work-related internship; for example, in arts administration or with a relevant journal. In recent years several students have served internships with the poetry journal Iota, whose editorial team is headed by Professor Nigel McLoughlin. This has furthered their understanding of the business end of writing, increased their own confidence as writers, and afforded them the opportunity to help shape an internationally regarded journal – and to have that experience on their Curriculum Vitaes.

But we also aim for continuity because this year we, and our external examiners, have again been impressed by the excellent work produced on the undergraduate and master’s courses. In 2011 we received our Periodic Review (a quinquennial inspection of every university course), and in declaring the academic health of our programs, the reviewers especially commended the enthusiasm and passion of our teaching staff – that’s one thing that isn’t going to change.

STUDENT NEWS

Congratulations to post-graduate student Angela France, whose successful 2011 was capped by winning the Lightship Poetry Prize. The prize, which this year was judged by Jackie Kay, earned Angela an envy-inducing £1000. In July, she published her most recent collection, Lessons in Mallemaroking. Penelope Shuttle has written of the collection, ‘Angela France has the craft to sustain her compelling and varied subject matter, and she uses language with controlled intensity, lyric energy, and an unerring sense of how to balance a poem.’

Deserved publishing success was also enjoyed by Dan Sluman, who, having published widely in journals such as Popshot & Orbis, had his debut full-length collection accepted for publication by Nine Arches Press. Sluman, who at the time of acceptance was in the final year of undergraduate study, is now studying for an MA in Creative and Critical Writing. The collection is anticipated in 2012.

The prose writers have been busy too. PhD student KJ Moore, who holds a BA and MA from the University of Gloucestershire, has recently published a novella, brilliantly titled Monster Porn (Blood Bound Books). The story, which was originally written for her MA dissertation, was described by Brandon Wilkinson as ‘beautifully written, descriptive to the Nth degree, with a shocking twist that will leave you gasping for air.’ Those of us who attended her book launch in November enjoyed her witty introduction and lively reading (not to mention the shocked expressions on the faces of those who hadn’t yet read it!).

Undergraduate student Keely O’Shaughnessy has had success with her short story ‘The Breakfast Bar.’ The story, which was originally written for a second-year prose class, was selected from a strong field to be produced by students on the University’s Radio Production course (you can listen to the audio story here), and later in the year it was selected for publication in volume six of Duality.

On the academic side, PhD student Lauren Hayhurst has published a paper, ‘Fictional Futures Vs Historical Reflections’, in Foundation 109, the journal of science fiction. In June, Lizzie Rogers presented her paper ‘Me, My Clit, and I: A Feminist Suggestion’ at the 14th Annual Great Writing International Creative Writing Conference, at Imperial College, London. Additionally, Rowan Middleton spoke on mythology and ecopoetry at the Oxford University English Graduate Conference (June), and at the Association for the Study of Literature and the Environment postgraduate conference (September).

STAFF NEWS

In November we were delighted to hear that the title of Professor had been conferred on Nigel McLoughlin in recognition of his professional standing. Three months earlier, the Higher Education Academy had awarded Nigel a National Teaching Fellowship in recognition of his individual excellence as an educator. Nigel said: ‘I’m delighted and honoured to receive a National Teaching Fellowship award. Because the award is intended for the recipient’s future professional development in teaching and learning, I have no doubt that the Fellowship will enhance, enrich and broaden my teaching, which will be of enormous benefit to my current and future students.’ In 2011, Nigel was editor of the poetry journal Iota and the pedagogical journal Creative Writing: Teaching Theory and Practice. He was also co-editing a special edition of TEXT: The Journal of Writers and Writing Courses.

Dr. Martin Randall this summer published his monograph on cultural responses to the September 11th attacks. 9/11 and the Literature of Terror (Edinburgh University Press) is an eloquent and readable analysis of work by Martin Amis, Don DeLillo, Ian McEwan, Simon Armitage, Mohsin Hamid, and others. Reviewing the book in Scotland on Sunday, on the tenth anniversary of the terrorist attacks, Stuart Kelly described it as ‘an important milestone in our understanding of how culture can encompass those events.’

For Tyler Keevil, the year started with his short story ‘Liberty! Fraternity! Sexuality!’ being anthologised in Best Gay Romance 2011 (Cleis Press), while his article on the Coming-of-Age film soundtrack appeared in New Welsh Review 93. But it was Tyler’s novel, Fireball, that continued to make the headlines: it was longlisted for the English language section of the prestigious Wales Book of the Year Award and it won the Media Wales Readers’ Prize – the popular choice for the best English language book published in Wales this year. The prize was announced at a red-carpet ceremony in Cardiff, on Thursday 7th July. Tyler said ”I’m really grateful that people have taken to the book in the way they have, particularly in Wales. A lot of readers have told me it reminds them of their own childhood, regardless of where they’re from. It means a lot to hear that, and also to win an award that’s picked by those readers.” The New Wales Review described Fireball as a ‘breathlessly readable and confident debut that pushes beyond the bounds of its genre, capturing the dynamics of friendship, seduction, and loss to impressive effect….’ In September, Tyler discussed the novel in an interview with The Raconteur.

Lucy Tyler’s most recent production, ‘The Operators’ (The Georgetown Theatre Company, 2010-11), in summer 2011 ran in Washington to critical acclaim. The Washington City Paper wrote that ‘Lucy Tyler‘s The Operators strays farthest from history, recasting Beatrice as an abused modern-day 14-year-old attempting to report her father’s crimes to an abuse hotline, where the operators are helpless beneath their veneer of caring. The failure of societies 400 years apart to deal appropriately with abuse and find justice for real victims hits with heartbreaking immediacy in what may be the best of the five [plays].’

Finally, this year D.D. Johnston published his debut novel, Peace, Love, & Petrol Bombs, much of which was originally written while he was studying for an MA at the University of Gloucestershire. The novel was a Waterstone’s 3 for 2 book in August and he hopes the sale of the Spanish translation rights will soon be completed. Popmatters described it as ‘a humorous and poignant novel about anarchism,’ which ‘deserves wide acclaim’, while The Morning Star wrote ‘Rarely has a recent work of fiction so naturally and unpretentiously articulated Marx’s analysis of worker alienation explicitly and implicitly in its plotlines and dialogue. (…) Peace, Love and Petrol Bombs has a very urgent relevance now and for the immediate future.’

LOCAL EVENTS

Thanks to the efforts of Matt Benson and other students, 2011 saw the continuation of the ever popular open-mic nights. These student-organised events are a chance for the university’s creative writers to read their prose or poems, read someone else’s prose or poems, or stand nonchalantly at the back attempting to look vaguely bohemian. The last event of the year, held on Tuesday 6th December, was especially memorable: it was hosted by the University’s new avant-garde performance group, the Jolly Autocratic Committee. By the time we arrived, the function room at the Frog and Fiddle pub was decorated with mobiles and streamers and giant origami cranes.

It looked completely amazing but it took a few moments for us to realise that every piece of decoration was inscribed with quotes from novels, writing advice, or interesting and unusual words. Everybody received a writing themed ‘Merry Quotemas’ card, which inside contained a stanza of poetry, or an extract from a great story or play. We also received complimentary CDs – each hand-prepared and covered with individual artwork – with readings by Kathy Acker, Kenneth Goldsmith, Samuel Beckett, Gertrude Stein, and many others. When we’d crammed into the room, the show began; if you missed the night, or want to relive it, then here’s a sample. First, a frocked and jet-lagged Tim Smith laying down new commandments; next, two great pieces performed by Jess Searle: ‘Nice Shot’ and ‘Family Dinner.’

The University of Gloucestershire open-mic nights are not the only regular local performance spaces. Buzzwords, which is run by PhD student Angela France, is Cheltenham’s regular live poetry event, held on the first Sunday of the month at The Exmouth Arms, Bath Road. Every Buzzwords evening includes a Writing Workshop (commences 7 pm), followed (at 8 pm) by readings by a guest poet and an open-mic session. The first Buzzwords night of 2012 will be on Sunday January 8th, when the guest poet will be Jonathan Davidson.

Speaking of poetry, 2011 was also the year of the inaugural Cheltenham Poetry festival, where performers included Angela France and MA course leader Nigel McLoughlin. In addition to the University’s finest, the festival starred John Cooper Clarke, T.S. Eliot Prize winner Philip Gross, and George Szirtes, who read in The University of Gloucestershire chapel, accompanied by a group of Georgian singers. The 2012 Cheltenham Poetry Festival will run from the 18th to the 22nd of April.

If the Poetry Festival is a welcome addition to the local calendar, the Cheltenham Literature Festival is as established as the Gold Cup. It’s the oldest literature festival in the world and, despite its ever-increasing commercialisation, it continues to include many interesting and important writers. In 2011 invited speakers included Howard Jacobson, Penelope Lively, AD Miller, Víctor Rodriguez Núñez, Jo Shapcott, A.L. Kennedy, Will Self, Ben Okri, and Erica Jong. But the highlight was the appearance of one of America’s most exciting talents, David Vann. After his talk, Vann was kind enough to share some writing tips with University of Gloucestershire students. Of course, there’s always someone who tries to spoil the fun, and during the festival D.D. Johnston spoke at Cheltenham Waterstone’s in an event titled ‘Not the Literature Festival.’ Around 75 people, many of them UoG students, listened to him read from his novel and complain about the general state of things.

The Cheltenham theatre scene has always been an exciting part of the literary life of the town, and 2011 was no exception. For a long time, Cheltenham has had two theatres: The Cheltenham Playhouse and The Everyman. This year, the Playhouse presented a varied programme, hosting local and political drama, as well as the clipped voice of Mamet. The Everyman this year received a multi-million pound refurbishment and its 2011 programme complimented its exciting new interior. There has, it seems, been a celebration of vintage Alan Bennett with The Everyman playing host to The History Boys and The Madness of King George. Both of these productions were excellent, well-made pieces of theatre, but The Everyman did not restrict itself to traditional plays. University of Gloucestershire Dramatic Writing students enjoyed a trip to see Kneehigh Productions’ The Wild Bride: an inviting and innovative play that combines physical theatre with a musical element. This year, Cheltenham has more innovation to celebrate with the opening of a full season of plays hosted by the Parabola Arts Centre. This beautiful theatre is welcoming some of the most contemporary productions available to audiences in Cheltenham. Students organised a trip to see Littlebulb Theatre’s Operation Greenfield, a play which makes use of acting techniques from other mediums to get across its central point: theatre is still relevant and is as flexible as television and film. Plus, students stayed to talk to the actors after the show. We look forward to more theatre trips in 2012.

Finally, in 2011, a group of students including Becca Edwards, Emma Potter, and Rea Hunt formed The University of Gloucestershire Creative Writing Student Society. They’ve organised discussions and extra workshops and a whole lot of partying. If you’ve not yet been out with the society then make a new year’s resolution to join in with this welcoming and friendly group.

ALUMNI NEWS

One of our ambitions for 2012 is to establish an alumni group to maintain closer links between previous graduates and those still at the University; in the meantime, here’s news of a few former graduates. MA graduate Jemima Hunt this year started working as a literary agent with The Writers’ Practice. Hunt, who in addition to publishing her own novels has worked extensively as a ghost writer, is currently revising her third novel. In November she spoke as a guest of the Writers’ Guild, and by following this link you can listen to a podcast of Hunt’s interesting reflections on her writing career to date. MA graduate Lucie Brownlee, who in 2010 was short-listed for The Guardian Short Story Prize, has been working on her first novel and recently had a short play produced on local radio, while Ian Morgan, who holds a BA in Creative Writing from the University of Gloucestershire, has this year published ‘Pour Homme’ in Lyrotica: An Anthology of Erotic Poetry and Prose.

HERE’S TO THE FUTURE

What’s next for 2012? Well, here’s a date for your diary. March 7th 2012 is the deadline for submissions to Smoke: a new annual anthology showcasing the best prose and poetry produced by students on the University of Gloucestershire’s Creative Writing programme. The selection will be by competition and submissions for Issue one should be sent to smoke@newwriting.org (please see submission guide). Entry is open to all students who on that date will be enrolled on at least one module of the University’s Creative Writing programme, and it is our intention that the anthology will feature work from all levels of study, including postgraduate. This is a great chance to see your work in print and we plan to launch the anthology in September. We think 2012 is going to be our best year ever – see you there.

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Stroud Short Stories: submissions call

19 Dec

Stroud Short Stories is a night of short stories held at Stroud Valleys Artspace, John Street, Stroud. It features selected authors reading their short fiction and takes place three times a year, in February, July, and October. The next event is on Sunday 12th February and the deadline for submissions, on the Valentine’s-related theme of ‘Love and other Blows of Fate’, is on Sunday 15th January. To submit, please e-mail a short story of between 50 and 1500 words to stroudshortstories@yahoo.co.uk. For more information, check out their website or Facebook Page.

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Non-fiction Writing Contest Submission Call

14 Dec

The London Library is running a non-fiction competition in collaboration with The Times. It’s open to all 3rd year undergraduate students across the UK, and first prize pays big dividends. I’d also say that the given topic – ‘The future of Britain lies with the right-hand side of the brain’ – is just begging to be subverted and undermined, particularly by a tough-talking, sharpshooting, analytically-minded Creative Writing student (from U of G, of course). If you feel up to the challenge, you’ll find the submission guidelines below, as well as a link to the competition website:

The London Library is delighted to be working with The Times and FreshMinds on this inaugural competition, open to all final year undergraduates studying at higher education institutions across the UK. This is an opportunity to expose your critical writing skills to thousands of readers – the winning piece will be published in the comment pages of The Times and in The London Library Magazine. (Please note this is not a creative writing competition). The winner and runners-up will also have the opportunity to spend some time with journalists at The Times as part of a mini-internship.

Rules of Entry
Submissions should be no longer than 800 words. The winner will be the entrant whose work, in the opinion of the judges, demonstrates the greatest creativity, clarity and originality of thought, and confident handling of the subject matter.

All entries should be received by The London Library by midnight on 12th January 2012. The judging panel will select a shortlist of four entries, to be announced in April 2012. The judges will choose a winner from this shortlist, to be announced in June 2012. Please ensure you read the Rules of Entry and Terms and Conditions before submitting your work. You can view the website here.

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Happiness is simulating a romantic liaison between two origami cranes

13 Dec

Last Tuesday’s Open Mic Night looks set to enter University of Gloucestershire folklore. For those who weren’t there, here’s a wee taste of what you missed. By the time we arrived, the Jolly Autocratic Committee and friends had decorated the function room at The Frog and Fiddle with mobiles and streamers and giant origami cranes:

It looked completely amazing but it took a few moments for us to realise that every piece of decoration was inscribed with quotes from novels, writing advice, or interesting and unusual words. I saw extracts from David Foster Wallace, Kafka, Camus, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Melville, Richard Ford, and many more.

Everybody received a writing themed ‘Merry Quotemas’ card, which inside contained a stanza of poetry, or an extract from a great story or play. That was already super sweet (as Tyler Keevil would say), but we also got complimentary CDs – each hand-prepared and covered with individual artwork – with readings by Kathy Acker, Kenneth Goldsmith, Samuel Beckett, Gertrude Stein, and many more.

When we’d crammed into the room, the readings began, and performers covered everything from improvised spoken word to Wordsworth. There was impressionistic poetry, a monologue, found language, and realist prose set in South America. Here’s a wee sample of what we enjoyed. First, an amazing clip of a frocked and jet-lagged Tim Smith laying down new commandments. Next, here are two great pieces performed by Jess Searle: ‘Nice Shot’ and ‘Family Dinner.’

Many thanks to everyone who made it such an unforgettable night.

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Creative Writing Society Winter Social, Friday 9th December

8 Dec

The University of Gloucestershire Creative Writing Society is holding its end of term social on Friday 9th December. To join in the fun, meet them at Frankie & Benny’s for dinner at 6pm, or join them at the Frog & Fiddle pub at 9pm. From there, the Society will be touring local pubs and ending up who knows where. Everyone is welcome, whether you’ve been to Society events before or not. Don’t miss it!

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Another Publishing Success

7 Dec

Congratulations to Keely O’Shaughnessy whose short story ‘The Breakfast Bar’ has been selected for publication in volume six of Duality. Based in Scotland, Duality is a collaboration between writers and illustrators, which promotes new writing and artwork. Last year, Keely’s story, which was originally written for a second-year prose class, was chosen from a strong field to be produced as an audio story, and you can listen to it here.

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Open Mic Night, Tuesday 6th

2 Dec

The next University of Gloucestershire Creative Writing students’ Open Mic Night will be held at the Frog & Fiddle pub on Tuesday 6th December. The event promises to be… In fact, I’ve no idea what the event promises to be. This reading is being guest-hosted by the Jolly Autocratic Committee, so pretty much anything is possible. I’ve yet to decide whether to attend in avant-garde costume (a scarf slung nonchalantly across my polo neck, a packet of Gauloises, needlessly complicated facial hair) and denounce anybody who’s sold more than fifty books as a despicable bourgeois imbecile; or to go for a look of doughty realism (a flat cap, a donkey jacket, perhaps a pair of braces) and sit at the back, shaking my head at my pint, and muttering about pretentious intellectuals. Whatever your aesthetic stance, be there at 7:30 for an 8pm kick off, on Tuesdsay 6th September.

Manifesto of the Jolly Autocratic Committee

1 Dec

A spectre is haunting the University of Gloucestershire – the spectre of the Jolly Autocratic Committee. All the powers of old literature have entered into an unholy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Eagleton and Amis, Naipaul and Theroux, Rushdie and Lecarré. It is high time that Jolly Autocrats should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of JAC with a manifesto of the Jolly Autocratic Committee itself.

Created by undergraduate Creative Writing students at The University of Gloucestershire, the Jolly Autocratic Committee is a writers’ collective experimenting with performative and collaborative literature: a sort of open-source software for writers. Some of you will have seen their avant-garde performances (at open-mic nights, for instance), but here, for the first time, we can reveal the Jolly Autocratic Committee Manifesto. The manifesto is in two parts: the first part was written by Tim Smith; the second part was written by Richard Capener.

Part One

i Inspiration refers to an unconscious burst of creativity in a literary, musical, or other artistic endeavour. Literally, the word means “breathed upon.”

ii The Jolly Autocratic Commitee (JAC) was established in its present form in 2011. Its programmes are rooted in a yet to be written Constitution, which will require the organization to promote the free flow of ideas by word and image.

iii di•a•logue [dahy-uh-lawg, -log] noun, verb -logued, -logu•ing. Noun.
Conversation between two or more persons.
The conversation between characters in a novel, drama, etc.
An exchange of ideas or opinions on a particular issue, especially a political or religious issue, with a view to reaching an amicable agreement or settlement.
A literary work in the form of a conversation: a dialogue of Plato.

iv ‘Of all the things that wisdom provides to help one live one’s entire life in happiness, the greatest by far is the possession of friendship.’

v P+D=IC2 Where P is Perception and D is Dialogue we can see that I is Ideas at a Constant (C) squared.

vi Of course, once we apply these ideas they breed themselves into new forms. In other words, the faster the ideas go, the faster the induction, and the faster the process continues to go. Or, to put it another way; the faster you go, the faster it goes.

vii Warning: Over use of these processes will lead to catastrophic failure. It is important to maintain and care for the parts and elements used.

viii For the home audience programmes not only to entertain and inform, but to cheer people up, to keep them in touch, to help them make them into one people fighting a long and bitter war.

Part Two: Half-A**ed Notes towards an Aesthetic

Open with lofty justification: associate movements with the modernist heritage of right-wing dumbassness, etc., et al.

I f***ing hate movements.

When viewing daily rushes, Bergman stressed the importance of being critical but unemotive, claiming that he asked himself not if the work is great or terrible, but if it is sufficient or if it needs to be reshot.

Good writing, we say as if we know what we’re on about. There are boxes (well, we need to tick something): no adverbs, adjectives, abstractions. There are adverbs and adjectives and abstractions. There are sentences and clarity.

There are no bad ideas, only inappropriate executions; how the writer carries out her intentions, when to do or to don’t.

Also: there’s no work on one end and play at the other.

When I was a kid I wanted to live in a room in which everything was blue. When I brought the image to mind, I got so bored I hated the colour for a while after.

Blemishes point to perfection and vice versa. Perhaps this is why super models are so ugly; they’ve nothing to refer to, so to speak.

I’ve hated most of my favourite records, some of my favourite films and all of my favourite books because they’re boring or annoying or pointless or pretentious or cold or overwrought or abstract or ambiguous but they work because there are no good ideas, only appropriate executions.

‘Not Blessed’ by Harold Abramowitz
‘Snow White’ by Donald Barthelme
‘The Dead Father’ by Donald Barthelme
‘Sixty Stories’ by Donald Barthelme
‘The Complete Dramatic Works’ by Samuel Beckett
‘The Unnameable’ by Samuel Beckett
‘Invisible Cities’ by Italo Calvino, translated by William Weaver
‘Changing’ by Lilly Hoang
‘Bluets’ by Maggie Nelson
‘A Void’ by Georges Perec, translated by Gilbert Adair
‘Dies: A Sentence’ by Vanessa Place
‘La Medusa’ by Vanessa Place
‘Gravity’s Rainbow’ by Thomas Pynchon
‘Tender Buttons’ by Gertrude Stein
‘The Waves’ by Virginia Wolf

Gertrude Stein on Hemmingway: ‘Remarks are not literature.’

I am not a storyteller; I am a writer.

Leave me alone.

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Dramatic Writing Students Staged Readings

29 Nov

While prose (and some poetry) is primarily designed to be read on the page, plays are written to be performed. The best test of a play, therefore, is for it to be read by professional actors. As part of the Creative Writing degree at the University of Gloucestershire, second year Dramatic Writing students last May hosted a day of table-top and staged readings with Cheltenham’s Everyman Theatre’s Artistic Director, Paul Milton, and a group of the theatre’s creative associates and actors. Twelve plays, written over the course of the year, were rehearsed in-house by Paul and his team. The variety of the work offered a real challenge; there were plays about Afghanistan, an adaptation of an A.E Houseman poem, issue-based drama examining sex trafficking in Cheltenham, an NHS critique, a feminist piece on the death penalty and stylistically interesting work moving between high-realism and experimental challenges to traditional drama. Actors commended students’ ability to write for performance and it was great to see the scripts brought to life. You can watch a sample of the readings via the links below (many thanks to Luke Dean for arranging the recording):

Script by Tatia Nichols-Arles
Script by Rachel Kelby
Script by Keely O’shaughnessy
Script by Jenny O’Mahony
Script by Holly Brown
Script by Claire Leek
Script by Claire Holland
Script by Chris Bryant
Script by Luke Dean

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Book Launch, Tuesday 15th

14 Nov

PhD student K.J. Moore will be celebrating the launch of her novella, Monster Porn (Blood Bound Books), at the Frog and Fiddle pub this Tuesday. Join us for drinks at seven and listen to the author read extracts from the book. The event is free and everyone is welcome.

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Professor Nigel McLoughlin

12 Nov

Warmest congratulations to Nigel McLoughlin who this month has received the title of Professor. The title was conferred on him in recognition of his professional standing, his achievements in teaching, and his research excellence. I’ve been privileged to know Nigel as a teacher and a colleague, and I’m delighted his contributions to the national and international study of creativity and poetics, and his exceptional contributions to the University of Gloucestershire, have been recognised with the conference of this title.

However, that’s enough flattery. Truth is, maintaining Nigel’s bio is an absolute pain in the a@#e: the blasted thing needs updated quicker than I can type. For example, it seems like only the other day that he was awarded a National Teaching Fellowship. Professor, might I perhaps request that you desist from further achievements, at least until after Christmas?

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Open Mic Night

5 Nov

The next University of Gloucestershire Creative Writing students Open Mic Night will be held at the Frog & Fiddle pub this Tuesday. As always, you can bring some poetry, a play-script, or a short piece of prose (it should take no more that five minutes to read aloud); or you can slouch nonchalantly against the bar, your countenance distant and world-weary. Dress up, dress down, drink cocktails, wear pigtails, sit or stand, read David Vann, drink something vegan, read Jennifer Egan. Be present or be a peasant. Gather at 7:30 for an 8pm kick off on Tuesday 8th November.

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Short story opportunities in November

2 Nov

Deadline: Fri 25 Nov 2011. Maximum word count: 3500
Paraxis are looking for new short stories on the theme of ‘Transformation’. They say ‘We are open to all kinds of fiction, but you would have to work incredibly hard to convince us that including any of the following in your story is a good idea: fairies, vampires, zombies, werewolves, spaceships, dreary domestic wrangling.’
Find more information here.

Deadline: Sun 27th Nov 2011. Maximum word count: 5000
Duality are looking for previously unpublished short stories on the theme of ‘home.’ They say: ‘Duality Books is a collaboration between writers and illustrators to produce editions of books based on a central theme. The aim is to promote – individually and collectively – work through the book by having it distributed to as many people as possible.’
Submission information is available here.

Deadline Wed 30th Nov 2011. Maximum word count: 1200
The inaugural ‘Write Exposure’ prize is ‘an exciting new National competition, launched specifically for the promotion of budding writers.’ They say: ‘The Write Exposure Prize for Short Fiction and Poetry is an exciting opportunity for previously unpublished writers to not only feel the immediate rush of success with a cash prize, but to have their winning piece published on our web site, complete with a short biography of you and your work.’
Click here for more information and to apply.

Good luck!

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Angela France wins Lightship Poetry Prize

18 Oct

Congratulations to acclaimed poet Angela France, who has been announced as the winner of the prestigious Lightship International Poetry Prize. The prize, which this year was judged by Jackie Kay, has earned Angela an envy-inducing £1000. Angela studied her MA at the University of Gloucestershire and is now studying for a PhD. Angela’s poetry has been published in many of the leading journals in the UK and abroad, and has been regularly anthologised. Her second collection, Occupation, is available from Ragged Raven Press, while her most recent collection, Lessons in Mallemaroking (July 2011), is available from Nine Arches Press. Angela is features editor of Iota and an editor of ezine The Shit Creek Review. She also runs a monthly poetry café, ‘Buzzwords’, which meets on the first Sunday of each month at the Exmouth Arms in Leckhampton, Cheltenham. Angela’s Lightship Prize-winning poem, The Visit, will be published in the Lightship Anthology, due to be launched on 17th November 2011 (£6.99).

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Literature Festival Retrospective – Afternoon Readings

17 Oct

It’s too late to attend the Literature Festival’s Afternoon Readings, but you can listen to them online until Wednesday 19th October. Thanks to University of Gloucestershire Creative Writing student Keely O’Shaughnessy for reccomending these recordings – the events were among her festival highlights. Joe Dunthorne, whose novel Submarine was made into the film of the same name, reads a new short story. Also reading his new short fiction is James Tate Black Award winning novelist Andrew Miller. And those interested in fiction for a younger audience will especially appreciate Meg Rosoff’s reworking of a classic fairy tale.

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Exclusive David Vann Interview

14 Oct

David Vann is one of the most exciting voices in contemporary American letters. His first work of fiction, Legend of a Suicide, won seven literary awards and was selected as a book of the year by 25 publications, including the New York Times. He has taught at Stanford and Cornell and is currently a professor at the University of San Francisco. On Monday 10th October, he spoke at the Cheltenham Literature Festival and read from his recent novel, Caribou Island. Afterwards, he was kind enough to offer some writing tips for Creative Writing students at the University of Gloucestershire. Vann struck me as erudite, politically-engaged, and passionate about what he does; he also seemed like a genuinely nice bloke.

D.D. Johnston I came to your work this year, and for me Legend of a Suicide – that was the first of your books I read – was one of those rare, truly exceptional books… one of those books that, sort of, changes the way you see things.

David Vann. Well, thank you.

D.D. But what I had no idea about until today was that you’d finished the book fourteen years ago.

D.V. Yeah!

D.D. And I can understand why publishers would be reluctant to take it on – cause it’s so unusual and stuff – but I’d be fascinated to know how the book changed from the original version you finished fourteen years ago to the version in which it’s published today.

D.V. Well, not at all! No, that’s where I finished fourteen years ago and then nobody would publish it. I should have changed the title – should have taken ‘suicide’ out the title – and maybe cut the stories, maybe just had it as a short novel, and then maybe it would have been published before the twelve years. But, yeah, it’s unchanged; that was the way I finished it at twenty-nine– or I think I’d maybe just turned thirty, in the fall, when I finally finished the revisions on it… which weren’t much: I wrote more than half of ‘Sukkwan Island’ [the 165 page novella that forms the bulk of Legend of a Suicide (D.D.)] in seventeen days while sailing from California to Hawaii. It just came very quickly after ten years of throwing stuff away. I’d been working on it from nineteen until twenty-nine, writing stuff about my father, and after all that time throwing stuff away, it just came very quickly–

D.D. You wrote that in seventeen days! That makes me sick!

D.V. Yeah, I wrote a little more than the first half and then it was a few more weeks to finish the rest of it, because I was sailing that summer and then by Fall I’d finished the revisions and it was all done the way it is now.

D.D. Incredible.

D.V. Yeah, I just couldn’t get it published [laughs]. It was actually second placed in a contest back then. First place was publication; second place was nothing. So it almost got published when I was thirty.

D.D. I was also interested by what you said about how dramatic writing influences your work. So I wonder if, for our students who have to study prose, poetry, and drama, but who are sometimes only interested in one or two out of these three strands, I wonder if you could say something about… about what you see as being the value of studying all the different disciplines?

D.V. Yeah, I think it’s essential to read across genres, and to understand what all the genres borrow from each other, because in the end they’re all the same ingredients; they’re just put together differently. You don’t fully understand the ingredients until you see how they’re emphasised differently in the different forms. So in drama – theatre – you understand gesture and dialogue a lot better. And you understand a more streamlined dramatic form – you really understand a protagonist who is divided in some way, who has some problem, and an antagonist, who maybe wants the best for the protagonist – who isn’t evil or anything – but who’s just the worst possible person for them; they match up in a way that speaks to whatever problem is inside the protagonist. So you understand the basics of that – of what makes conflict, how each scene pushes into and creates the next scene, and what a scene is. So I–

At this point, D.D. was hailed by a student, one of five splendidly attired young pirates. For reasons not entirely clear (something to do with a birthday), they had dressed up as pirates and were on a mission to photograph a celebrity. While protesting he was ‘just a writer’, Vann happily posed for photos. Vann could not be further from the stereotype of a socially-awkward reclusive writer. He joked with the pirates about his own sea adventures, and showed them where he broke a tooth in a boating accident. ‘Why didn’t you get a gold one?’ asked one of the pirates. ‘Sh*t,’ he said, as though genuinely struck by his oversight. ‘I should’ve gone gold; you’re so right!’

D.D. [Laughing] OK, so, every writer has to draw on his or her own biography–

D.V. But wait; I don’t think I finished the other question.

D.D. Oh aye! Sorry, I got thrown by the pirates.

D.V. I think what you learn from poetry is that you can actually structure something with an image – with the development of an image. And so if you’re writing fiction – if you’re writing landscape description, for instance – and you want to think about how those descriptions build and work together. And for poetry… if you want to think how reflection and analysis work in a novel, read Melville. So whatever genre you’re working in, all the other genres will actually give you the tools to do your own genre the best you possibly can. I don’t really see anyone being a writer without reading the other genres. It’s silly to think you can just read one genre and figure it out. Is that enough ammo for you? [Laughs]

D.D. So, one way or another we all have to draw on our own personal experience and– Does it p*ss you off, by the way, that your work is so often dragged back to your biography?

D.V. No, actually it doesn’t. I mean, it should in that I’ve noticed that before with other writers. Like, I saw a whole panel of Asian-American women writers and all they got to talk about was, like, what they thought of China. And [laughing] none of them had ever lived in China! And they were interesting writers, and they were all different, and we could have talked about their writing, but all they got asked were some stupid political questions. I felt really bad for them. And so I can see how you could feel like that, how you could feel that you don’t get to discuss your work. But for me, I feel like all the questions they could ask about my personal life do actually relate to my work, and I do end up talking about the work at the same time that I’m talking about my life. And so I’m fine with all that; I enjoy it.

D.D. What I think I was about to ask you was about how some students find writing from personal experience really difficult. And you seem to draw on your own life in exceptionally interesting and complex ways, so I wondered if you had any tips for writers who were finding that hard?

D.V. Yeah, one tip is to move the location. Like, Sukkwan Island I’d never seen. I was describing Ketchikan, which I spent my childhood in, but I moved it fifty miles, so that although I know the forests and the water, the actual shape of the hills, and what it’s like when you go for a hike and look at the bay– All that’s going to fit into the story, can actually be part of the paranoid world of fiction, rather than just being incidental because it happens to be part of real life. So I recommend moving things. And the same with characters in stories – like, just placing them somewhere else. So you have to displace things enough so that you’re only using the psychological and emotional core, but you’re actually making up everything that happens in the story. That’s what gives your unconscious free room to surprise you and to do interesting things.

D.D. Penultimate question, I promise. It’s been a great year for me in terms of reading, cause… I’ve read three books that have really, kind of, excited me: I came to your work and the other two I’m thinking of are Jennifer Egan’s A Visit from the Goon Squad and Foster Wallace’s The Pale King. So I was wondering if you’ve read Goon Squad and Pale King and, if so, what did you think of them?

D.V. You know, I hope you don’t put that on there cause I haven’t read those yet [laughs]. They’re on the list but I’m behind. One thing about doing four-and-a-half months of touring, literature festivals, half-a-dozen book launches, and tons of interviews and stuff… And working on a new novel, and doing revisions for the novel coming out in May – like, the copy editing and stuff – and teaching – like, I’m writing lectures and I have to read a student book right now – and I’ve reviewed books, and blurbed books, and so… there’s very little I get to pick anymore, like for what I’m going to read. But this winter I’ll be in New Zealand, December through April, and I’ll have a lot more free time, and those are both on the list. But it’s a list of, like, twenty books. Sorry, I feel like I’ve disappointed you [laughs].

D.D. Nah – I’ll just cut that bit [laughs]. Ok, let me ask you instead, if you don’t mind, about… You mentioned Blood Meridian in your talk and I agree it’s an amazing work. But I wonder if you were to recommend one book, something quite recent, that you think every student should read–

D.V. Yeah, that would be it. Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It goes back to old English for [inaudible] heavy stresses. It concentrates content quite a bit. It’s more cohesive than most fiction is. He gets away with a higher level of cohesion, like you’d have in poetry normally: repetition of sounds and image. And it breaks all the rules of what you’re supposed to do: we don’t give a sh*t about the main character; we don’t have any access to thoughts or feelings; and the whole thing works anyway. So… it’s pretty amazing. I think everybody has to read it because they have to understand that all these rules that we think of for writing can be broken if you provide something else in substitution. And so the beautiful description he has, the depiction of an inferno, has larger significance for the culture of America and our own hearts, and fills in for not having a protagonist who we know or care about his feelings or anything. So it’s interesting to see something that kind of breaks all of those rules.

D.D. And, finally, what’s your best tip for up and coming writers?

D.V. Well, I had a class with Grace Paley, and she said that every good story is at least two stories. And to me that’s the one unbreakable rule in writing – the only one. That if you just have an account of something, and it’s just an account – like in most people’s journals or blogs or whatever – it’s just sh*t. Like it will never work. I can’t think of a single good work ever that was just one thing – that was just an account of something. What we read for as readers is that second story – the subtext – and the interest of what story will come out from behind the other one. And so you can’t break that rule, as far as I can tell. I’ve never seen it done.

A massive thank you to David Vann for being so generous with his time.

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Bookshops in Cheltenham

6 Oct

Most Creative Writing students at the University of Gloucestershire know about the big Waterstone’s on The Promenade, but Cheltenham has much more than this to offer booklovers. In particular, the town hosts two brilliant second hand bookstores and some highly recommended charity shops.

We have to start with Moss Books. It’s situated on Henrietta Street, just a few minutes’ walk from FCH Campus. You’ll find no smart-catalogued, bar-coded, electronic retrieval system, but you will find piles and piles of books. And I do mean piles – the shelves are so full that the books are often stacked in Manhattans on the floor. On the left-hand side of the shelf-stack that faces you as you enter, you’ll find hundreds of quality novels stacked two deep on shelving that stretches from the floor to the ceiling. They’re arranged in rough alphabetical order, but the real pleasure is to browse at random. On the reverse side of this shelving, you’ll find poetry collections, plays, and critical texts. The prices are written on the inside of the covers and vary according to the size of the book and its condition; however, the average price for a novel is about £2. In the summer they often have a sale in which they half the price of all stock. Moss Books is a delight – I’ve never left empty-handed.

Slightly further away, but equally worth a visit, is the delightful Attic Books and Moonstone Books. You’ll find it on St. James Street, at the far end of the High Street, near The Vine pub. I don’t know why the shop has two names (legacy of a merger, perhaps?), and this is the sort of mysterious quirk that makes this such a pleasurable place to browse. The books are packed tight together in small rooms with creaking floorboards. Much of the fiction and poetry is up a flight of stairs, beyond beams and doorways, under which one must stoop as if in reverence. The stock is far more ordered than in Moss Books, and it’s easier to find a work by a specific author. On average, the books are perhaps slightly more expensive than at Moss Books, but the prices are still very reasonable. What’s more, the owner will sometimes volunteer discounts if you’re buying several titles.

Finally, if you’re attempting the famous Bath Road pub crawl, make time to visit the British Red Cross charity bookshop. It’s a long thin room lined with everything from Jeffrey Archer to Raymond Carver. The books are a bargain and the cause is good.

Happy browsing!
Thanks to Matt Paul for suggesting this post.

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